Classic Gamer

Have you ever felt like what you are doing is totally pointless? Have you ever been so frustrated by horrid game play that you wanted to burn your eyes out with a blowtorch? I don’t care buddy! You haven’t felt pain like playing the utterly crap E.T. for Atari.

So here is a video so you can get an idea of just how bad this game really is and why there are tons of cartridges buried in the dessert somewhere.

This lame commercial tried to convince poor saps to actually buy this plastic turd.

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Our beloved friend, now going by AVGN, most likely to avoid Nintendo copyright issues has released a DVD compilation of hilarious reviews! It includes 2 discs and also boasts a bunch of bonus features. Here is a run down of the DVD contents.

DISC 1

Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest
Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde
Karate Kid
Roger Rabbit
TMNT
Back to the Future
McKids
Wally Bear
Master Chu
Top Gun
Double Dragon 3

BONUS FEATURES
The full 2 minute intro
Duck Tales (Video Game Vault)
Top 10 Nerd Moments (2006)
The Fuck Reel (everytime I said “Fuck” up til Bible Games)
A Deleted Scene from Chronologically Confused
The Anger Begins
What Was I Thinking? (The un-released 13 minute AVGN documentary)

DISC 2

Friday the 13th
Nightmare on Elm Street
Power Glove
Chronologically Confused
Rocky
Bible Games

BONUS FEATURES
The original ANN intro
The Toilet video
The GT interview
Wii Salute (History of Video Game Wars)
Outtakes (about 14 minutes)
The Shit Reel (Everytime I say “Shit” up til Bible Games)
Music VIdeo Tribute by Dustin Aßmuteit
A Fan Art Gallery

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As much as I love Angry Nintendo Nerd there is only one YouTube video blogger that makes me laugh more about classic video games: UrinatingTree. He puts on the most hilarious voices and much of it seems improvised, making it even funnier and more impressive.

The funniest UrinatingTree videos to date are the reviews of (in order of quality, dictated by my personal tastes):

1. Hook (Sega Genesis)
2. Heroes of The Lance (NES)
3. Snake’s Revenge (NES)

It was tough choosing from Hook and Heroes of The Lance. Both had me chuckling big time. Don’t miss these awesome videos on YouTube! Bahh… yeah well here’s the videos right here on the blog!

Hook (Sega Genesis)

Heroes of The Lance (NES)

Snake’s Revenge (NES)

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If you haven’t watched James the Angry Nintendo Nerd on YouTube, you haven’t lived LIVED my friends. He’s hilarious, he swears and he drinks Rolling Rock. He’s even inspired a legion of classic gaming wannabes that do video blogs. Yeah I’m one of those wannabes (well, sort of).

If you grew up playing NES, chances are you have played the ultra-crappy title Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, it sucks! And no, it hasn’t aged well. Check out this funny review and grab yourself a beer!

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